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EIEIO, This one is for You
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Kraig WY    Posted 08-21-2002 at 08:30:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Subject: Arkansas Special Forces
> > >
> > > The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out
> > > of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team
> > > of Arkansas Special Forces.
> > >
> > > Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being
> > > sent in with the following information about the
> > > Taliban:
> > >
> > > 1. There is no limit.
> > > 2. The season opened last weekend.
> > > 3. They taste just like chicken.
> > > 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music,
> > > or Jesus.
> > > 5. Some are queer.
> > > 6. They don't like barbeque.
> > > 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
> > >
> > > Should be over in just about a week. Don't you think?


EIEIO    Posted 08-21-2002 at 09:19:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Better be over sooner than that. The Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooters are practicing bombing over at Fort Chaffee and my chickens have quit laying eggs.

Thanks for sharing!!


rich (MI)    Posted 08-21-2002 at 08:44:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sounds like there has been another governmental intelligence leak...

They were also going to tell the boys that Sadam Hussein's full first name is Sadamize and that he was planning to attack the U.S. from the south (I didn't say from behind...)


Mudcat49    Posted 08-21-2002 at 09:44:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well iffen he was going to attack from behind then he would come into the country in California!!!


bob ny    Posted 08-21-2002 at 14:04:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
if he were to attsck from our behind it would be new york city


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