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Trainwreck of Emotion
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EIEIO    Posted 08-28-2002 at 09:43:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well here I sit after reading your posts singing the Cow Cow Blues, it appears, even though I've got hair oil on my ears and my glasses are slipping down that I 've been flushed from the bathroom of Dennis' heart. Here he just told me that there ain't enough room in his Fruit Of the Looms to hold all his lovin' for me. He is making toothpicks out of the timber of my heart and to think I bought the shoes that just may be walkin out on me! Here I thought I was queen of his double-wide trailer, he walked across my heart like it was Texas. Ifn he leaves I hope he walks out backwards slowly so I will think he is coming in.

Well best talk to the varmit - should I tell him about Jack Daniels?


007 aka Snapshot Slim    Posted 08-28-2002 at 19:06:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hang in there Babe,fret not thy gizzard, let thy heart be calm it'll all work out in tha end.Ole Dennis'll see tha light'n You can mabe make'im haul Ya off ta Jakes pinapple ranch in Alaska for a vacation.

While your up there Ya might take a run up above timberline---an--mabe Ya noe just look for a sawmill.


Tammy-East Texas    Posted 08-28-2002 at 13:38:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Darn I should have not went to bed last night I miss everything! Then take a break in middle of the day and the whole family went to heck in a basket! (or something like that)
Hope every one has a better evening.......will check on you later on!


ger    Posted 08-28-2002 at 13:48:09       [Reply]  [No Email]
yup , you missed it all tammy, dj said poor dennis remember lol


ger    Posted 08-28-2002 at 11:50:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
an i think you should leave jack out of it for nile lol


EIEIO-Ain't no Fool    Posted 08-28-2002 at 11:22:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just wait a minute here, I ain't no fool, I now Denial is a river in Egypt.


ger / all a mistake    Posted 08-28-2002 at 10:41:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey we all owe a dennis an apoligy, grove r mispelled i thought he said dennis but in a post below he said it was a guy called DENIAL, easy to see how this could happen , sorry dennis ol boy for jumping to conclusions but now that we haveit all straightened out , im sure you,ll be ok . glad i could help an no thanks necessary, jake will enlighten us further im sure when he,s finished his chore s later on , again i m glad to be of help , catch ya all later ger


ger    Posted 08-28-2002 at 10:42:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
yup just rechecked grove r,s post an he said DENIAL was the guilty party


ger    Posted 08-28-2002 at 10:00:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
hey eieio im so sorry , i wouldn,t of belived it had it not been for grove r opening our eyes, later ger


ger    Posted 08-28-2002 at 10:23:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
as the country world turns , written by dennis produced by dennis


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