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Assertive husband
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JoeK    Posted 08-29-2002 at 11:36:48       [Reply]  [No Email]

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.
"You don't have to let your wife henpeck you! Go home and show her you are
the boss!"
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the
door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and growls, "From now on, you're
taking orders from
me! I want my supper right now and when you get it on the table, go
upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys
and you are going to stay at home where you belong!
And another thing... guess who's going to
comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"

His wife says calmly, "The undertaker?"

Patria/Translation...    Posted 08-29-2002 at 14:55:34       [Reply]  [Send Email]
'The last word comes from the MAN of the house!!'

ger    Posted 08-29-2002 at 19:38:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
we say that to everything ,and you ladies think were listening lol

Rachel    Posted 08-29-2002 at 11:42:42       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Chuckle, chuckle! What is this-Friday? Everybody's doing jokes! (Keep it up, I'm enjoying this!) Lol Rachel

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