Posted 09-04-2002 at 11:43:42
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The way to live, really, really live
This is Excellent! - Wish we could send it to
the entire world! So, the best place to start
is with friends.
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will
starve to death...
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven,
but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE
universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving
"advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around,
and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is
dangerous. You will get knocked down by
the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who, when he
sees the handwriting on the wall, claims
it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain
out of a molehill . . . just add a little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the
right person . . . It's BEING the right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little
nut that held its ground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers,
with claw marks all over them.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed,
because so few people can hold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free,
and then discover the prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans . . .
they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every
now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes
progress when it sticks out its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side
of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
And last but not least-God gave the angels
wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE!
YOU ARE RICHER TODAY IF YOU HAVE LAUGHED,
GIVEN OR FORGIVEN.