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Another strange anomoly....
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Grove r    Posted 09-08-2002 at 11:13:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I...ahh...realy hate to bring this up....but....has anyone heard the latest rumour??? I have it on good authority, that another of our beloved listers has slipped by the has been noted that a cetain person is going to have a bath and then curl up with a fellow by the name of BEN GAY!! Now, I have been quite suspicious of this fellow for quit some time, and rubbing shoulders with him can simply come to no good....sure, he promises a relaxing time,..... but what happens when he quietly slips away??? My suspicion is, he is probably bringing exotic rellief to some other, poor unsuspecting area in his soothing way.....this predisposition must be judged carefully....he is a slippery fellow! have a gooder, R.E.L.

You must be very careful    Posted 09-09-2002 at 01:54:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
With a name like Gay, it's liable to cause those associating with Ben to get some strange looks. Maybe we could change his name to Happy, or how about Glad? You just have this problem with Dr. John's Hoss Liniment.

Les...Well Grove r    Posted 09-08-2002 at 15:02:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'd sure like to meet old man Absorbine. I can tell you this: Junior is a real nice feller to have around. Very strong. I can only imagine what his old man must be like.
Like it always.

EIEIO    Posted 09-08-2002 at 13:35:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Tis sad but true I let Ben Gay's soothing effects lull me to sleep. But as usual the slippery fellow left me with only his aroma to remind me of him. One thought that always makes me feel better is that Ben Gay is not like Sherry, or Sassy, but he awaits for me whenever I need him. Such a loyal gent I have never seen. Truly the gods were looking out for my tired old bones when they introduced me to Ben Gay. He has been a friend for a few years now and makes me feel younger and younger everytime his soothing presence is near.

Dennis    Posted 09-08-2002 at 12:50:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
I reckon this is payback for S____Y?

006 3/4    Posted 09-08-2002 at 17:53:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
AHH mahaps no doubt,a possibility,sorta,not sure but mabe---- Don't stop too long in one place.

Donna from Missouri    Posted 09-08-2002 at 11:53:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I have noticed that Ben usually shows up about the same time Arthur Ritis makes his appearance.

Bob /Ont.    Posted 09-08-2002 at 11:27:32       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Seems to show up just as soon as the last bale's in the barn and you can smell supper cooking too
Grover. Fella's up to no good.
Later Bob

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