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EIEIO    Posted 09-13-2002 at 12:03:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
It's a SMILE day!!!!!


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children are enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine whether my baby is a boy or
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called
an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

DeadCarp    Posted 09-13-2002 at 22:30:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good thing these come with the answers cyz i don't qualify to be a baby expert - i'm qualified to enjoy trying 4/1 though :)

We're at that grand stage in life when even the kids are.

ger / congulats. to dennis an eieio    Posted 09-13-2002 at 13:16:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
just glanced at your post here eieio so glad for you both i,ll bet dennis is so proud , when are you do , do you know if its gonna be a boy or girl keep us posted , im so happy for you an dennis , gonna be proud parents again ,can, t wait to tell collie that EIEIO is gonna have a baby, maybethis will keep dennis home an he won,t be out all night dancing an spending so much time with sherry any more, again congulats . later ger

EIEIO-ger    Posted 09-13-2002 at 14:37:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Okay ger get out the duck tape, first bite your tongue and than wrap the tape around your mouth and your typing fingers. NO NO NO am not pregnant, ifn I was the National Enquirer headlines would read, "OLD COUNTRY BROAD IN BRANCH ARKANSAS BRANCHING OUT WITH PREGNANCY". Done that, aint a goin do it no more, havn kids that is.

I will stick with my four legged critters, they aint as demanding plus they don't write home for money.

Now move on down the page and discuss with Ron/PA the saga of his fetcher.

stefanie wilkins    Posted 10-05-2005 at 10:43:50       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i think i have the start of a yeast infection and am 4mts preganant what can i take over the counter?

ger    Posted 09-13-2002 at 15:50:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
deniale won,t do you any good now an everybody should have a fetcher or TWO lol later ger

Grove r    Posted 09-13-2002 at 16:16:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
That is so wonderfull, EO, you should have said something sooner.....and such a distinctive name, Fetcher. Wonder if anyone ever gave a baby shower on the internet? I think one would be in order, after all one so honorable as EO deserves the best.....and congratulations to Denis on a job well done! you should be proud! Think I'll go boil some water and start tearing up sheets......Have a gooder, R.E.L.

ger    Posted 09-13-2002 at 16:28:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
i agree a baby shower is in order , mabee we can get , the ladies to organize one for Eo an FETCHER

So this is why EI was sick....    Posted 09-13-2002 at 13:52:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
...couple of weeks ago??!!


[ LOL ]

Auntie Patria [if you guys allow me?]
Take Care uncle ger

uncle    Posted 09-13-2002 at 15:53:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
i think your right i remember she said when she got up she felt terrible isn,t tha morning sickness , unless she got up at night then she would not have morning sickness an then she would,nt be pregent, but since it was in the morning then i would guess that there is gonna be little dennis running all over soon lol

Ollie    Posted 09-13-2002 at 13:15:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Great one!! I sent it on to one who is a couple of months pregnant.

Craig H    Posted 09-13-2002 at 12:45:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Pregnancy is God's way of telling you that you should have got the TV fixed..

BRILLIANT !!!! :-)))    Posted 09-13-2002 at 12:44:02       [Reply]  [Send Email]
LOL ! Had a great laugh reading your post!
Thanks EI

Take Care

PS:Glad everything came out good with your 'pig day'!

rasheedah springer    Posted 06-15-2006 at 12:50:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I am 19 years old,approximently 29 weeks pregnant and I don't feel sexually attractive to my fiance.I my diet has not been normal for a few days. I was wondering if that's normal? When I was pregnany with my daughter Sharese Iwas eating every five minutes.I gained 45 pounds my first pregnancy but with this one I have only gained 47 pounds.I feel fat and out of shape.My hands and feet are swollen and I can't fit into any regular sized maternity clothes. I have to shop in the plus sized department.Will I get the desire to make love again befor I give birth?

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