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Pick on The Guys
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EIEIO    Posted 09-20-2002 at 15:14:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have been real good and haven't picked on you guys for awhile - got this in the mail today and had to share!!!!!

> Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in
the world does it take to
> do the dishes?
> A: Both of them.
> Q: Why did the man cross the road?
> A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
> Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> A: They don't have time.
> Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to
fertilize one egg?
> A: They don't stop and ask for directions.
> Q: How does a man show that he is planning for
the future?
> A: He buys two cases of beer.
> Q: What is the difference between men and
government bonds?
> A: The bonds mature.
> Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
> A: So men can remember them.
> Q: How many men does it take to change a roll
of toilet paper?
> A: We don't know; it has never happened.
> Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and good
> looking?
> A: They all already have boyfriends.
> Q: When do you care for a man's company?
> A: When he owns it.
> Q: Why are married women heavier than single
> A: Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and
go to the fridge.
> Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> A: Put the remote control between his toes.
> Q: What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?
> A: They're married.

fat matures    Posted 06-27-2005 at 19:08:30       [Reply]  [Send Email]
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Toper J Snootful tha twelft    Posted 09-21-2002 at 04:28:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Re Why don't women wink during---
Why so many Women fake orgasm?Because so many Men fake foreplay!

Nathan(GA)    Posted 09-20-2002 at 19:12:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey I'm sensitive and caring. And I'm not gay, but I am married. My wife says her blessings every morning, thanking the good Lord she found me. ;^)

walt    Posted 09-20-2002 at 19:16:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
"Looking for my waders"....

Bob /Ont.    Posted 09-20-2002 at 19:42:43       [Reply]  [Send Email]
And I thought this would be a wader free site:<)
Later Bob

Ron/PA    Posted 09-20-2002 at 17:31:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Just two thoughts,
How many women does it take to change a light bulb??

None, women ain't changed nothin yet and ain't gonna start now.

Now ladies, this is pretty easy to understand!!
It's a toilet seat, it just ain't diffucult, here's how it works,,,,
if it's up, put it down, and if it's down put it up. It's a whole lot simpler than fixin all your screw ups and it's easier than givvin birth,,(that come natural)
Now if you can comprehend this and are still upset, let me know and I will explain the history of PMS.
God I'm just gonna hate myself for this one....

EIEIO    Posted 09-20-2002 at 17:59:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mr. Ron did you really mean this statement
"it's easier than givvin birth,,(that come natural)"

Having a baby is like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head. -Carol Burnett

Think about that for awhile!!!!!!! Now that aint natural!!!!

Toper J Snootfull tha twelft    Posted 09-21-2002 at 01:40:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dadburn it E.I. how come it's tha MANS responsibility ta allus put tha dad blamed seat down?????????????

First Maw'n Me was tagether,I'd lived alone for quit a spell,got up in tha wee hours,had presence of mind ta lift tha seat but force of habit caused Me ta commit tha cardinal sin of leavin it up.While later Maw got up ,went ta tha bathroom'n I hear this Gawd awful shriek. Thats tha first I noed She could get up ,go,get back in bed'n never miss a stroke of snorin but boy settin down on that cold porclin oversized seat shorely woke'er up. AIN'T NEVER DONE THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Larry    Posted 09-21-2002 at 19:13:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]

I like it when they hit the blue water. Makes their butt's look like a target.

June in SD    Posted 09-22-2002 at 09:39:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Now, I would be careful. There is this stuff called woad, which doesn't wash off and if your lady sees this one. Welllll, one of these days when you've had a little more beer than you should have had, she might just take up decorating. That would be fun.

Larry    Posted 09-22-2002 at 17:24:15       [Reply]  [No Email]

I don't drink anymore. Maybe that's why.

DeadCarp    Posted 09-20-2002 at 21:21:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Jim's Gina just had a daughter and wasn't in too good a mood when she brought it along to the cafe - i looked at that little thing - i mean its whole hand is the size of my thumb - hard to believe! Anyway, guess i shouldn't have commented "You worked for 9 months and that's all ya got?"
You know those "looks" they keep talking about? Well, i got a beauty that day. So i'll keep my wisecracks to myself today. :)

Ron/PA    Posted 09-20-2002 at 19:10:59       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I always heard that givin birth was like passin gas or riding a bike, it just comes natural! Just don't seem that hard to me.
Ohhhh this is really gonna hurt.

walt    Posted 09-20-2002 at 16:11:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I know. All you women want is a kind, caring, sensitive kind of guy who is not afraid to cry.

"Too Bad They're All Gay"...

Patria    Posted 09-20-2002 at 15:21:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Great to 'see' you around!
Thanks for sharing..LOL

Take Care

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