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More differences between men and women
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Les...fortunate    Posted 09-22-2002 at 10:08:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
As heard on Car Talk. If you people aren't listening, you ought to be.

Men and women at a drive-up ATM:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3. Set parking brake, Put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup again.
19. Drive forwards 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release parking brake.

Mudcat49    Posted 09-22-2002 at 11:43:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
When someone asks me the question. If you were stranded on a desert island who would you want to have with you. I answer. A woman, and I don't care who she is or what she looks like as long as she has a big purse. Because, she will have everything in that purse we need to survive!!!!

WallSal55 --Say, Mudcat49....    Posted 09-22-2002 at 12:26:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
I have a 3rd cousin that lives at Lake Okeechobee
(sp.?) They just had his son's wedding on the dock this last spring. They were not least bit
afraid of gators, I guess.

Mudcat49    Posted 09-22-2002 at 13:20:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
You got the spelling right. Where at on Lake Okeechobee? It is a big lake and there are several towns around it.

WallSal55 --    Posted 09-22-2002 at 16:50:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
N.E. 138th St., Okeechobee, FL is the street I have written down.

Mudcat49    Posted 09-22-2002 at 19:27:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sal, That is about 20 miles from me. I am in the SE section of Okeechobee County. N.E. 138th St. is north of Okeechobee just off of US 441.

WallSal55    Posted 09-22-2002 at 10:40:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep. I can't seem to go anywhere without my
purse, and it's contents OR my checkbook with it's
secret compartments!
My husband can't go without his cap w/logo, special belt/buckle for the day, something in his
back pocket every day, sometimes hanging half way

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