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Les...I kinda noticed you like Gender Jokes...
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Patria/PR    Posted 09-22-2002 at 16:28:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ''Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.''
''What?'' said the puzzled groom.' How can that be if you've been married ten times?''
''Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! 'But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!''
''Good,'' said the new husband, ''but, why?''
''You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!''

Les...    Posted 09-22-2002 at 18:47:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just seen that over on Tales.
I didn't realize that I had given any indication that I liked "gender jokes". I have never posted one before today that I can recollect. I posted it mostly because I heard it on Car Talk and thought it was hilarious and it was one more to add to what was already going on.

WHOA Les...    Posted 09-22-2002 at 19:58:26       [Reply]  [Send Email] only took this ATM joke of yours for me to believe you liked this kind of jokes...hmmm..I'm sorry if somehow I offended you in time don't click on 'Submit Follow Up' if you don't mean it...Oh !@#$%^&*(_ I making an enemy out of you??? I hope not.Your women getting money in an ATM joke was just a joke;mine also.

Les...let's smoke the peace pipe...please?? you know about the best fertilizer for citrus trees??

Les    Posted 09-23-2002 at 13:42:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
I ain't mad at nobody. Least of all you.

Patria/PR    Posted 09-24-2002 at 18:46:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Happy to hear that!

Take Care
And keep making ppl happy with your music..

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