Country Living
Country Living, Country Skills
Country People

KountryLife.com - A Country Living Resource and Community
Community
Message Board
Country Topics
Trading Post
Memory Lane
Country Skills
Country Cooking

Channels
Gardening
Livestock
The Kitchen
Machinery
Tools

Photographs
Photo Gallery
Vintage Photos
Special Collections

Fun
Country Humor
Country Sounds
Coloring Book
Interactive Story

Farm Tractors
Pictures
Tractor Parts
Tractor Manuals

Miscellaneous
Classic Trucks
Antique Tractors
Modern Tractors
Site Map
Links Page
Contact Us

  
Country Discussion Topics
To add your comments to this topic, click on one of the 'Reply' links below.

Sick calf cure
[Return to Topics]

General Noosance    Posted 09-28-2002 at 13:37:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
An old farmer called up his vet in the dead of night and said he had a sick cat. The vet told him to give it a pint of castor oil and see if that didn't fix him up. The next day the vet called the farmer and asked how his calf was.
"Calf," exclaimed the farmer, "I said cat, not calf."
"Good Gawd," said the vet, "you didn't give a cat a whole pint of castor oil did you?"
"Sure did, just like you said," answered the farmer.
"Well how is he doing?" asked the vet.
"Don't rightly know." replied the farmer. "The last time I seen him he was heading out through the south pasture with five other cats. Two were a diggin', two were a coverin' up, and one was scoutin' for more open ground."


Bob /Ont.    Posted 09-28-2002 at 18:39:37       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Now that sounds like the stories them old Alberta pipeliners tell.
Later Bob


Grove r    Posted 09-28-2002 at 19:22:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
I resemble that remark.....here's another fer ya...:"One day, while sailing the seven seas,Captain Bravo's lookout spotted a pirate ship. the crew became frantic!
Captain Bravo belowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" the first mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt, and while wearing the brightly coloured frock, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.
That evening, all the men sat around the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of the men asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle!"
the captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood, thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly mans man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipfull silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders.
Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, shouted, "Get me my brown pants!"

have a gooder, R.E.L.


Burrhead-ROFLMAO    Posted 09-28-2002 at 19:43:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
.


Grove r    Posted 09-29-2002 at 02:45:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Glad ya liked it, Burr..


[Return to Topics]



[Home] [Search]

Copyright © 1999-2013 KountryLife.com
All Rights Reserved
A Country Living Resource and Community