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EIEIO    Posted 09-29-2002 at 15:03:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
My sad tale of woe - well I fell outta the tree early mornin, right into a cactus, so I pulled the needles outa me and there I is mooning everyone and who strolls on by but Sherry and that other one just a singing away. Well I couldn't run very far with my genes around my ankles so I just muttered a few slanderous words at her. Finally got in the house a fuming, Dennis was getting ready to go fishin, so off he went with the neighbor, checked out the rig to make sure nobody was hiding. Watered the neighbor's horses, don't think they are ever coming home!!! Saw two hussies a staring at me, grabbed that pitchfork and hose and chased and watered them two down so bad they about drowned, had enough mud they slipped right on their keisters, well I put my foot on the one's arm and the other foot on the other's arm and I took the pitchfork and I slammed it right

Kat in NJ -- A solution to your troubles...    Posted 09-29-2002 at 16:11:42       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Well, this all is just taking up too much valuable time and y'all going to get hurt! Did you ever think of messin' up Dennis's good looks -- not a lot -- just bust up his nose or something? That'll stop those pretty young things from hanging around! Only other way is going to be to build a deadfall trap, and that's a heck of a lot of digging!

EIEIO    Posted 09-29-2002 at 16:38:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Great idea only his nose is messed up already - just can't understand it. I should really knock Dennis upside the head and put a stop to this whole thing. Only thing is I enjoy conversing with the man and if I knock him too hard I might rattle the brains he has and there wouldn't be any conversation left in him.


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