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Hillary joke - haven't seen one in a while...
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Ollie    Posted 10-01-2002 at 14:01:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't want her to think she is forgotten ;-}

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a county road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the cow was killed.

Hillary told the driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver
replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.:"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

More Hillary jokes    Posted 10-01-2002 at 18:27:32       [Reply]  [No Email]

Couldn't decide on only one


Old Sarge    Posted 10-01-2002 at 14:55:49       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Nuther Hilary one fer ya's:

Seems she died and got to the Pearly Gates. Saw a long row of clocks , asked St Peter "What are all those clocks for?" Ans. "Well those are lie clocks."

That one hasn't moved, whose is it?
Sister Theresa's, she never told a lie in her life.
That one moved just a little bit, whose is it?
That's Abe Lincolns, The second time it moved was when he said he never told a lie.
Does Bill Clinton have one here?
Yes but it's over in Jesus' office. He's using it for a ceiling fan.

Les    Posted 10-01-2002 at 16:57:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
One time when Bill had been back to Arkansas "unaccompanied", he came back to Washington and got off the helicopter. Under each arm was a razorback hog. As he came down the steps, the Marine gave him a salute. The prez said to the Marine "Hey, look what I got for Hillary and Chelsea!"
"Nice trade, sir", said the Marine.

Ollie    Posted 10-01-2002 at 16:05:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one. I'll pass it on.

fredo    Posted 10-01-2002 at 17:58:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
reading hillary jokes it suddenly came to me that the state of new york got the biggest joke played on them. shummer and hillary. should check with NRA.

Les...Oh no    Posted 10-01-2002 at 18:49:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
The joke wasn't on them. They played the joke on the rest of us. Those two are U.S. Senators.

Burrhead    Posted 10-01-2002 at 19:52:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Les you're and old timer around here and you know the political mumbo jumbo goes on the other board.

Kim has asked repeatedly as nice as she could to keep it off here.

Tom A    Posted 10-02-2002 at 04:50:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]

So where is the other board...after that last bruhaha it dried up and then disappeared, or so I thought. I thought Kim just killed it 'cuz folks wouldn't behave?


Burrhead    Posted 10-02-2002 at 05:38:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
You're right Kim did pull out the other KL board when all the bruhaha kept going on cause folks could'nt behave.

fredo    Posted 10-01-2002 at 17:55:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
reading hillary jokes it suddenly came to me that the state of new york got the biggest joke played on them. shummer and hillary. should check with NRA.

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