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Ron/PA    Posted 10-02-2002 at 09:12:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Just wanted to let all you stockholders know that the annual report is ready for release. Here is the report for the 2002 ag. year.
Hog production, lost our hams,
Sweet corn for retail,
Planted 7 acres Harvested 0 acres in fact 0 ears.
Pumpkins for halloween, good crop, but ready for labor day, Tomatoes, well even the best turned out to be cherry tomatoes,
All in all dear stock holders it appears that you have just taken the same drought beating that we have.
Financial statement,
YOU have lost your butt, so please make your check out for no less than 1 million tin foil space cap dollars and send it to me right now or you will be charged a late fee of 10 percent of your farm profits. (that otta make me rich)
I do not accept IOU'S

Stench McNasty    Posted 10-02-2002 at 16:00:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well I'll just file my "Farm-Ron" shares with my Enron shares on the nail alongside the seat in the"office".They'll be most usefull there.

Wait a minute now    Posted 10-02-2002 at 11:31:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
I talked with your neighbor and they said you are rich because you are a farmer and have all that land and animals. Since you took your hogs to the butcher, you have alll the food you can eat. and probably free eggs to boot!

What's up with that?:>)LOL (Sarcasum)

jamo    Posted 10-02-2002 at 11:06:51       [Reply]  [Send Email]
So, sorry Ron. It has to be hard to take.

Ron/PA    Posted 10-02-2002 at 14:21:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Naw, it ain't hard to take, I still have my day job to support my habit. If I had to support myself off of this rock collection we call a farm It would be hard to take. There are 3 families living on the farm and in any given year one of us has a good year and then we all eat. If this is the worst that ever happens to me I will have had a great life.

Sid    Posted 10-02-2002 at 18:48:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I agree I have a job off the farm. To me farming is a way of life I really want to hang on to. It is pretty dry here and things do not look so pretty right now but when it rains and IT WILL RAIN things look so much brighter and new hope awakens

Ron/PA    Posted 10-03-2002 at 04:47:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yep, I know what you mean, Our farm is owned by My oldest brother, my niece, and myself. Just last weekend we were looking over the corn fields and as we talked we had already started to plan next years crops.
What else can be said except, "JUST WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR"

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