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A Little Irish Humor for a Thursday
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Ollie    Posted 10-03-2002 at 08:04:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
A Little Irish Humor

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jack@ss lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Senator Daschle. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's. There's a jack@ss lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.


Les    Posted 10-03-2002 at 13:57:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's a goodun. I suspect Burrhead will be along shortly with a reprimand.


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