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Sometimes you just feel like gettin nekid
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John Doe    Posted 10-05-2002 at 17:21:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, I was out in the shop wrestling with a flat tire on the mower and finally got the tube out with a couple of flat screwdrivers after about an hour. Put lots of air in the tube, but couldn't find the leak. Used lots of soapy water, etc, no luck. I finally decided to take the tube out to the dog's large water tub in the back yard and hold it under water to look for bubbles. I'm standing by the tub looking for bubbles and suddenly, I get this instant urge to get nekid. I let out a yell, throw the tube up in the air and start shucking clothes, pants first. Soon as I get shet of the pants, I jump in the dog bucket. The chickens scatter like a covey of quail and the milk cow knocks down the gate and heads for the creek. The wife runs out on the back porch and yells,"Are you drinking again? I'm going back to my mother".
I say, "h_ll no I ain't drinking, but you take yore sweet a$$ right along and these fireants with you. Y'all all come out of the same nest anyhow. Probably ain't gonna get no supper tonight either.

Mudcat49    Posted 10-06-2002 at 05:18:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Laughs! My farming partner of several years ago was standing talking to me when all of a sudden he went to jumping and shucking off his clothes.
That was the fastest I ever saw him move. Them fire ants are pesky lil' critters! I am sitting here right now with several bites on my legs and hands, you get bit and the next day a pimple like bump swells up at the bite site. The "Pus" in the bite is really part of your meat where the poision the ant injects into you had digested some of you.

H. Andrew Merklethrope    Posted 10-05-2002 at 18:07:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well, good for you, John! Sometimes enough is enough. Your story reminds me of a fellow I met in Tegucigalpa back in '57. Same story, I'm afraid, but of course it was told in Spanish.

A Man    Posted 10-05-2002 at 18:15:28       [Reply]  [Send Email]
it Saturday night bath time

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