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EIEIO    Posted 10-15-2002 at 16:53:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now if I didn't have an appointment in 1/2 an hour to get my new teeth, my hips oiled, my hearing aides turned up, my hair blued, my wrinkles pressed, my bifocales turned into trifocals, I would tell you guys that I am not old. Whatever gave you that idea?

I Shall Return-WATCH OUT


sharps    Posted 10-16-2002 at 06:13:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
SASSY


LH    Posted 10-15-2002 at 17:07:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well your the one who keeps sayin youse is old, and talking about robbing poor young Dennis form the cradle. I rememer those skinny pictures of yourself you posted, they looked a little like those too good to believe type pics ya see in weight loss ads LOL.


EIEIO    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:12:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Them is me, I just have good genes, in fact I had to show id until I was about 29 or so. My daughter is the same way she looks about 16 and is 28 years old. She is 4'10" and weighs abut 90 pounds soaking wet.

Now if you look at Dennis the old toot, he looks like he robbed the cradle not I. I rest my case.


Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:20:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Pore ole Dennis. It may not be the age- it could just be the mileage and worry.


LH    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:29:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
You got that right bro Burr, especially if he's workin overtime to buy her them jeans with the built in girdle to contain all those saggy old genes LOL.


Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:48:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
Pore Ole Dennis I know how it is.


Thank Goodness this is not ....    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:48:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
...a general-Latin-post-what-you-!@#$%^&*(-want-to-post-forum......

P/PR

Later HL


Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:52:27       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hello Patria. You better calm down a little ur too young to have high blood pressure.


...an I do Bur...    Posted 10-15-2002 at 18:55:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
...I take Lotrel5/20:-)


Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:20:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
dangit I can't even rile ye up huh?? You sho iz a sweet young lady.


..wait on Burr..rile?? let me get my dic...ionary...    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:42:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
...ok..I'm there; 'rile; encolarizar' ,yeah ,get someone mad [encabronar], sweet lady??
Hm...yeah most of the times I am...at least my husband thinks so , but then again we're newleweds. Had to check the word 'rile'. I'm still learning new english words.



Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:56:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
Oh yeah.

I used it in the "agitate" form.

Maybe you and Gerritt will be lucky and keep the honeymoon attitude.

Me and Ma Burr been together nearly 35 years and we're still on our honey moon except fer the days when we fist fight.


Fist Fight    Posted 10-16-2002 at 13:48:24       [Reply]  [No Email]

First time i've heard that expression since my 2 brothers (older than i) were young


LH    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:58:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
BTDT too


LH    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:40:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yes she is unlike that grouchie older lady in the tinfoil hat who is obviously tryin to collect on poor Dennis' life insurance.


Burrhead    Posted 10-15-2002 at 19:50:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dennis reminds me of the old joke about how the feller was gonna kill the wife so it looks natural.

He went and ask his Dr how to do it.
The Dr told him Just to sxe her to death. Ever how many times aday he could stand it just let her have it.

Ole Dr did'nt hear from the feller fer 3-4 weeks so he rode out there. When he turned up the driveway the wife was bushhogging a pasture just waving and smiling real big at everbody that went by.

Dr got on up to the house and the man was sitting in a rocking chair on the porch all wrapped up with a blanket just a shivering in 90* weather.

Ole Doc asked him how's the plan going. The feller with trembling voice said "thank ye Doc. That poor woman don't know she's only got 2 more weeks to live"



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