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EIEIO    Posted 10-16-2002 at 05:27:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

SIGHHHHH    Posted 10-16-2002 at 06:35:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
And after all he did for her!!!

LH    Posted 10-16-2002 at 06:11:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Poor Dennis, we'll be praying for him LOL.

ger    Posted 10-16-2002 at 09:23:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
yup dennis i,ll be thinkin bout you , but i don,t hold out much hope oh oh suns up gotta go git back up on the roof , later ger

Dennis    Posted 10-16-2002 at 12:45:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
How can you be on the roof? Didn't the free snow,rain and sleet get to you Yet?:>)

ger    Posted 10-16-2002 at 14:38:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
when its on the LIST, you don,t have much choice

Bob /Ont.    Posted 10-16-2002 at 15:49:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
What! Shoveling it from the roof:<)
Later Bob

ger    Posted 10-16-2002 at 16:41:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
ha ha , im finished just got the tin done , now gotta run to town do a job there , back home do chores have shower an attend a govt, meeting commitee im on all by 730 an its 5.45 now think i,ll make it lol

Bob /Ont.    Posted 10-16-2002 at 17:06:53       [Reply]  [Send Email]
OH!! you where fixing the roof, thought Dennis had sent you too much snow and you where clearing it off there.
Later Bob

ger    Posted 10-16-2002 at 21:48:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
built an entirely new one started last thursday finished today

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