Posted 10-25-2002 at 06:20:54
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1. You ffurst got to figger where you want to plant a gate post. Thas the most importent. You have to start that way
2. If the ground is dry and hard like some of it hear then you need yer diggin bar an yer neighbors teenage son.
3, Park yer truck such that when yer tailgate is down yeer not alookin into the sun when you sit there.
4, to speed up the job offer that boy yer mrs. car for him to take yer sisters youngest daughter to Tastee Frezze when he done a diggin an scratchin in that hole for the gate post
5. remind him that this pastture is needin 2 gates so thats 5 holes.
6. cut telehone line on first hole then without any more plannin cut the phone line again when that 2nd. gate gets its furst hole
7. when the job is winding down sneak over to the house and pull the coil wire off the mrs. car so you dont have no more trouble that day
8. when the phone compeny feller shows up ask him if he can loan the boy his van whislt he fixes up them lines
Now I cant say this will work for you folks, but it was surefire for me. All but the van part. Mrs. made me give up the truck for the evening and I had to buy them kids tastee frezze to boot.
But I'd say it was worth all the trouble an would recummet it to any of you if a gate was needed somewhars on yer place