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Turning in my GUY CARD
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Ron/PA    Posted 10-27-2002 at 10:03:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Ok Dennis, Ger, DJ, DC, Burr, Dell,and the rest of you guys I Ron/PA, hereby resign from the GUY club, I am doing this before the fraud is found out, and I am forced to come out of the closet!!!
Here I am, on my own, Fruit loops and Beer for breakfast, Pop tarts for lunch, and bobbing for french fries out of the deep fryer, for supper.
And all of a sudden something came over me,,,, I had the strangest urge to PLANT FLOWERS!!!
Soooo, in violation of union rules, I went outside and performed physical labor "WITHOUT FEMALE SUPERVISION" and am hereby forced to turn in my GUY CARD,, I will re-apply after I have received proper mental counseling!!!
sorry for setting a bad example,
Ron
PS I know it was only 4 mums but I don't even think they were HARDY mums,,, they looked like weak whimpy mums to me!


I can knit mittens...    Posted 10-27-2002 at 16:37:16       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Gram got sick of making em what with a dozen or so grandkids and all...

Salmoneye


Baby Duck    Posted 10-27-2002 at 17:30:21       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Anyone who can actually knit real live mittens with the set in thumb doesn't get a guy card. They get a 'Certified Genius' card.


Don't Feel Bad    Posted 10-27-2002 at 12:56:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't feel too badly Ronnie, I had to turn in my GAY card and I'm waiting for a GUY card to be mailed to me. It was a tough decision but it had to be done, my tractors just refused to start for me under the old banner.


Ron/PA ROFLMAO!!!!!    Posted 10-27-2002 at 14:35:15       [Reply]  [No Email]



Now I'm Feelin' Bad    Posted 10-27-2002 at 16:01:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Could you let me know what ROFLMAO stands for?


EIEIO    Posted 10-27-2002 at 10:57:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
In place of your Guy Card - I hereby authorize by the power vested in my as a wimmen the WONDERFUL, SWEET, BRAVE MAN CARD for your use. You deserve it planting flowers plus sharing that with everyone.

Now did you get the other stuff done yet or do I need to resend the list!???


A message from the Union    Posted 10-27-2002 at 16:46:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ron,
We are asking you nicely to decline the exceptance of the "WONDERFUL, SWEET, BRAVE MAN CARD" EI is offering you and We offer you the "BEER ON THE BRAIN card" You hold on to this card until you sober up and truly relize the error of your ways. Then we shall reinstate your "MAN CARD" on a trial basis of course.

That were you thinking?
The Man Union


Dennis    Posted 10-27-2002 at 10:35:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey Ron,
You do know that when Donna returns the Mums won't be done right, and she will let you know that fact in no uncertain terms?


Ron/PA    Posted 10-27-2002 at 12:38:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
SIGH,,,, I know,,,,,
so that's gonna end up like doin laundry,,, she'll never ask again.
(grin) hehehehehehe


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