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How to impress your wife - 101
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kraig WY    Posted 10-28-2002 at 09:05:01       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Wife has been riding with my when I go check cow/grass lately (wanted to see how hard I work I guess).
I was carrying a shevel (to clean ice out of stock tank). I got off to open the gate, she asked if I wanted her to take the shevel, "nope, I can handle it" (I'm motcho). So's I hold the shevel out so's not to smack the horse, swing up and over, all the way, first point of contact with the ground is my nose. Darn near fell off her horse laughing so hard. Says I'm not responsable enough to ride out alone anymore.

Why can't wimmem stay home? Why do they have to come along when we're making fools of ourselves?


MikeC    Posted 10-28-2002 at 16:23:06       [Reply]  [Send Email]

Impress my wife? The only thing I have to impress upon her is how important it is to have dinner waiting when I get home from work! Ya'll need some lessons on how to train 'em right!

Oh, dang! She's right behind me! Snuck right up! Ouch! Ohh! Sorry sweetie! Of course I'll ouch get the laundry done.


June in SD    Posted 10-28-2002 at 15:33:44       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Oh, come on fellas. Don't make it so easy. You shoulda been here last night when I dropped my dinner plate full of spaghetti and meat balls on the floor. Just tell her "I showed you mine, now show me yours."


DeadCarp - don't you just hate that?    Posted 10-28-2002 at 14:19:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
You can sail along, doing everything right all by yourself for hours, and finally get a boot stuck in the mud or something, and about the time you're covered with mud and all stretched out like you're on a torture rack, there she is! "HUNNY? ----- Whut are you doing?"

Pick one:
"Well truth is, i'm rehearsing for my upcoming broadway musical that's what!"

"I was just demonstrating flexibibly to tha dawg so he can avoid embarrassment on some future date"

"Stupid colt is still fence-shy"

(or my favorite) "I was about to perform an extremely delicate manuever when you yelled & i bumped the hot wire, whaddaya think i'm doing?"

OR! (and believe me, this takes a lotta ore) Or you can cast aside your pride and lay the cards on the table "I'm busy f___ing up!"

I'm not one to preach where a woman's place is, but "anywhere but here" would be close enough sometimes ... :)



Riyasat Ali    Posted 03-30-2008 at 09:16:36       [Reply]  [Send Email]
my wife naraaj of me
how i impress my wife


Lonewolf_pa    Posted 10-28-2002 at 15:57:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
DC you forgot one "Hunny you wouldn't believe me if I told you" lol


Otterpilot    Posted 10-28-2002 at 09:33:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
I had my suspicions when ya posted that pic the other day.If ya keep fallin of the horse,would suggest a shorter horse or a velcro saddle......lol


U mean he wasn't restin??    Posted 10-28-2002 at 10:00:48       [Reply]  [No Email]



Ron/PA    Posted 10-28-2002 at 09:18:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Way back in 197??? Before we were married, Donna lived on a neighbor farm. We had a John Deere 4230 with a full cab, and was I proud of that beast.
One day while we were plowing, in 12 hour shifts, Donna and one of her friends showed up to bring me lunch, I opened the door of the cab, waved, hit the first step, and promptly did a header!!!
Bloody nose, black eyes, and I had to pretend to enjoy lunch????
Yeah mebbe we shouldn't be watched so close!
Ron


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