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Look a what happened to old Adam-
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Bentcrank    Posted 10-29-2002 at 12:34:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
He wuz a carpin 'bout bein lonesome in Edin. Cried out to the Lord 'bout it.

Lord said "O.K. there old Adam I'll fix ya up but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam he sez: "Well Lord what could I git fer a rib?"

That there rib of Adams has cost us all a arm & a leg!


Hey Now!............M.R.    Posted 10-29-2002 at 15:50:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Most of us know that the real reason, God make women was that he couldn't teach Sheep how to cook!!

I made the mistake of telling this to the Mrs. one time while driving & she about broke a rib with her elbow. :>{
No sence of hummor?


Preacher Joe    Posted 10-29-2002 at 16:40:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
Na; she just wanted another one of those ribs.


I'll be watching you Bentcrap.....    Posted 10-29-2002 at 15:19:20       [Reply]  [No Email]



H. Arnold Merklethrope    Posted 10-29-2002 at 14:44:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
Right on, Bentcrank!! Of course, the next big mistakes was giving them the vote.


Baby Duck    Posted 10-29-2002 at 14:51:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Another Mysogynest heard from, and yet another nail in the coffin. Amazin ain't it?


Bentcrank HEY!    Posted 10-29-2002 at 15:18:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
I ain't from Mysogyny, but we could use some of their rain.


Bentcrank HEY!    Posted 10-29-2002 at 15:18:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
I ain't from Mysogyny, but we could use some of their rain.


Baby Duck    Posted 10-29-2002 at 17:25:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
You don't have to be from Mysogyny to suffer from Mysogynist family values.
P.S.: If they have any of that rain left over when you're done with it, we need it too.


Baby Duck    Posted 10-29-2002 at 16:47:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
You don't have to be from Mysogyny to suffer from Mysogynist family values.
P.S.: If they have any of that rain left over when you're done with it, we need it too.


Bentcrank you betcha!    Posted 10-29-2002 at 17:33:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I know jest what yer sayin there. We dont have them Mysogyny Family Values here bouts, but I got real sick from eatin them chicken parts from the Food Lion oncet. An gal, if we had any rain atall I'd send on to anyonne thet needed it as bad as our parts has in the past. Never cut the first bale of hay when the secund cuttin should a happened. But one thing I learned, Mother Nature is as fickle as the rest of ya'll. Have a gooder. : )


Baby duck    Posted 10-29-2002 at 17:44:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
But honey, I guess thats why they call her mother. If they called it father he'd just have ignored us all together. An yeah, had the same problems in Eastern Wy with the rain. Understand just where you're coming from.
Ya'all enjoy yours as well.


C.J. in SD    Posted 10-29-2002 at 13:52:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Only goes to prove; you get what you pay for. Sounds like poor old Adam should have gone with Buyer Beware.


ooo them wemin wont care fer this none    Posted 10-29-2002 at 14:16:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
maybe they'll jest look tha other way.


C.J. in SD    Posted 10-29-2002 at 14:47:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
OOOOo; Look out now, I am one of Them Wemmin.


DANG!    Posted 10-29-2002 at 14:54:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
ooo, whoopz


C.J. in SD    Posted 10-29-2002 at 15:04:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's the one thing about us non brain usin wemin. You just never know where we are or what we might pop out with next. Just down right unpredictable and not fair. (Alas, one more inequity.) We are just everywhere aren't we. Ah well. But there is one thing to think about. Just imagine what life will be like when we finally start using those brains. Imagine how fun life will be then. (Or Perhaps Not.)


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