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Ron/PA    Posted 11-01-2002 at 13:34:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Three blonds bounced into the bar high fiving each other. 51 day, 51 days they kept saying. The bartender asked, what is 51 days about? First blond answers, we just put a jigsaw puzzle together in 51 days. Looking puzzled the bartender asks, what is so great about that? Second blond pipes up, the box said 3-5 years.

Just out of Idle curiosity...geez I like this line:-)    Posted 11-01-2002 at 15:45:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Are there Blond Men jokes??


Ana--I think they are called Bubba    Posted 11-01-2002 at 17:01:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
Bubba Jokes---don't you think?

EIEIO    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:34:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now I think I should be offended?? I had better check with somebody!!

Punchy    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:14:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
How do you know when a blonde's been makin chocolate chip cookies? Why from the M&M shells all over the floor a course.

EIEIO    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:39:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
I would be a little careful of what you post, I read what your beautiful, lovely, intelligent wife wrote about you!!!!!!!!

Punchy    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:59:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey; she ain't blonde.

Baby Duck    Posted 11-01-2002 at 15:38:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I ain't but you sure are (Well you were), you dam fool. EI's right, obviously we wemmins gotta stick together, blonde, redhead, brunette, or gray.

LH    Posted 11-01-2002 at 16:38:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
That's right cause God knows your all gray under the clairol LOL

EIEIO    Posted 11-01-2002 at 16:53:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Well at least we have hair to put the clairol on!!

LH    Posted 11-01-2002 at 17:44:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
I still have all my hair. Of course with my native american ancestry I don't have many whisker's and it's my understanding alot of you ladies do if ya don't remember your estrogen therapy ;-)

Punchy    Posted 11-01-2002 at 16:52:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hey LH, the Duck is hard core. Hers is all white with no dye. And Ducky, I'm turnin off my hearin aid.

LH    Posted 11-01-2002 at 17:41:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
My wife is the same way punchie, Of course she's older than me and my hair is naturally brown with no gray, and I still have all of it.

Fawteen _ ROFLMAO!    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:36:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
First new blonde joke I've heard in YEARS!

EIEIO    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:40:40       [Reply]  [No Email]
And it better be the last for awhile!!!!!

Fawteen - Hee, hee, hee    Posted 11-01-2002 at 14:49:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
I got two married blonde daughters. If I didn't tell them a blonde joke every time I saw them, they'd think I didn't love 'em...

EIEIO    Posted 11-01-2002 at 16:55:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
Know what you mean, I am Polish, Blonde (by Choice) and worked at Texas A&M (Aggies) boy did I get the jokes then. But if people didn't throw in a zinger now and again I thought they was mad!!!

Fawteen - WHOA!    Posted 11-01-2002 at 17:21:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Talk about three strikes!


Tammy E-TX    Posted 11-01-2002 at 13:59:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
you should not talk about EIEIO and me that who is the third blonde???? S/S maybe???

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