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Sumthings wrong with me. an its a bother. need some help
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Bentcrank    Posted 11-05-2002 at 12:56:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
started out with my keyes growin legs an wlakin off. Then it wus my dang billfold arunnin off an hidin under thet couch cushion. Thet flashlight ain't never where I put it. My teeth is a missin oftener. Will velcrow help me? Can thet stuff be sewn on to my bibs so I ken keep track of my stuff?
What do ya'll do when yer stuff jest walks off an leaves you high an dry ? huh? help me hear folks.
It is a fret thet ain't lettin go of me.
i found the key to thet lockin gas cap but some dang fool left the gas cap at the pump somewhares last weak. i wont go on

bandersnatch    Posted 11-05-2002 at 23:39:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
My missus can't quite keep track of her keys, (Hope her mind isn't next) it is a long standin joke around here that she can't ever find her keys. We've found em in the fridge, in the barn, on the kitchen counter, in the kitchen cabinet, in the couch cushions, in the freezer, under the computer desk, in the ignition, in the pocket of the jacket she wore last week, and even a few times in the key pocket of her purse. We have a rule around here. If anyone sees her keys, they get hung on the hook by the door. This only works about fifty percent of the time. We also keep about four sets of extra keys and as a last resort, hide-a-keys in each car and one in the barn for the house. Once had a vicious dog which only family members could approach, used to keep the extra house key hangin in his dog house.

WallSal55 --    Posted 11-05-2002 at 17:23:03       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ya sound pretty normal to me. I have baskets to
hold sunglasses, etc., to find them quick, but they get overflowing in time. Seems like a constant battle. I end up cleaning out junk
drawyers and counters--trying to pitch stuff--but find it hard to do. What I cannot pitch,
I put in a clear shopping bag and hang on a hook
in the basement stairwell. Then I can start
finding my stuff again. (for at least the next
day or two--ha ha!)

June in SD    Posted 11-05-2002 at 15:50:54       [Reply]  [Send Email]
We have various ghosts to blame it on. Nothing nasty understand, just inconvenient. And IF I remember to stamp my foot and say, "Put that back! it suddenly appears again. If whatever it is stays missing I say "now, June, where in heaven's name did you put that." and I will remember it.

Tammy E TX    Posted 11-05-2002 at 13:09:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now I can just blame it on you since after where did I put that keyboard so I could finish that sentence?

ger    Posted 11-05-2002 at 13:06:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
i blame my wife , it helps to blame somebody else lol , that way ya know if can,t be all you . later ger

EIEIO    Posted 11-05-2002 at 13:04:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
Must be something in the air, I forgot I put eggs in my pocket proceeded to smash everyone of them when I came in the house and sat down, still can't find my one pair of furry slippers, my teeth thank goodness stay in my head, my glasses are forever walking away from me. Still can't find the bowl full of dog food I had ready in the barn, the checkbook I think ran away with the scissors I was using to cut long strings to attach everything to my bod. I just blame it all on the ghost that lives in our house.

DeadCarp - if you're like me    Posted 11-05-2002 at 19:05:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
the dogfood and checkbook are both in the fridge -
don't ask why - i don't anymore - everything's in there. I just get my car-key off the clothesline & hike down to the church for a good stiff drink. :)

ger    Posted 11-05-2002 at 13:07:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
hello eieio , im back in the livin world again , they say it,s old age but since im still 29 don,r know how that can be. later ger

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