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What is yor favoright bumper sticker?
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Bentcrank is alookin fer sum humoor this a,m,    Posted 11-06-2002 at 05:46:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
here are jest a few of mine

1. the rat race is over & the rats won.

2. nuke the unborn baby whales!

3. illiterate? write for help!

4. imagine whirled peas.

5. dyslexicks of the wurld untie!

i wont go on, but i do hope ya'll share sum of yer favorights. Thatta way it might git this bored off them superiority issues that them wemon
is stuck on. Must be that pore self esteam thing i keep areadin bout in cosmo that the little mrs. gits.

Maggie/TX    Posted 11-06-2002 at 20:06:49       [Reply]  [No Email]
It probably takes being a parent to appreciate this one, but my favorite that I used to have on my car when the kids were young was, "You can't scare me, I have children!"

Mudcat49    Posted 11-06-2002 at 12:18:00       [Reply]  [No Email]

Bentcrank - never seen it on a mersaidees    Posted 11-06-2002 at 12:23:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
thanky Mudcat, thats a clasic. brought a grin here
did you ever eat a young groundhog? not to bad

Mudcat49    Posted 11-06-2002 at 14:57:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't got 'em down here in South Florida, Iffen we had I know my dear ol' departed Grandpa would of killed and cooked one up!

Mudcat49    Posted 11-06-2002 at 14:56:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't got 'em down here in South Florida, Iffen we had I know my dear ol' departed Grandpa would of killed and cooked one up!

Mark A    Posted 11-06-2002 at 10:16:45       [Reply]  [No Email]

Not a bumper sticker, but sticker related. Hope I get the link right..........

Hmmmm...    Posted 11-06-2002 at 10:30:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I look like the guy on the right and have a rig like the one on the left...But I voted...

I am soooooo confused...

hay    Posted 11-06-2002 at 09:08:56       [Reply]  [No Email]
from the se texas rice growing area: 1. have a rice day 2. if you eat, you are involved in agriculture. 3. if you can read this, you are too damn close. 4. my other vehicle is a John Deere.

Slo    Posted 11-06-2002 at 10:05:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
My favorite, the only one I ever displayed on a vehicle. "Farmers are active environmentalists, not environmental activists."

Somehow, it didn't look out of place on an International pickup :-)

uh huh, shore is.    Posted 11-06-2002 at 10:14:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
an have you seen 'the farmer feeds us all' ?
usually on a pickup of some sort - thanks for sharin it its a good 'un.

rice day ?    Posted 11-06-2002 at 09:34:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
bet that'ns a hit in yur neck of the woods. like that one that my other car is j.d. we dont have many of them green tractors here. some good ones put up today. made me chuckl. Bent

Fawteen    Posted 11-06-2002 at 08:02:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
I had one on my '65 Chebby pickemup (in 1988...) that said "This is NOT an abandoned vehicle!"

he he he i like it.    Posted 11-06-2002 at 08:07:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
once i tied my bandanner on the antenna to dry it out some. i parked out by the road to make unloadin seed easier. when i come back fer my thermos a neighbor was a lookin under the hood to see if i had trouble! now thats a neighbor, huh?

i sure like that on your truck. still got the truck? Bent

Fawteen - Unfortunately    Posted 11-06-2002 at 13:38:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
No. I traded it for a '68 3/4 ton 4wd, which I spent big bucks building a motor for and then shucked the front axle. SWMBO got disgusted with me pi$$ing away money on old trucks and made me buy a new one. (Hate when that happens) The "new" one is now approaching it's 14th birthday and still going strong. Ugly, but strong...

bob ny    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:36:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
how bout if you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk
milk is udder fantastic

huh?    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:55:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
whats a sidewalk? udder good with cereal, oh, an ice cream too! thank you bob- B.C.

Gary    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:14:30       [Reply]  [No Email]
if you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-eat-sh#t.

aw thats the feller that run me off the road too    Posted 11-06-2002 at 08:11:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
durn his hide if'n i had a chance to git up a head a steam after him i'd a done it too, you can bet some of them fellers drive too darn hard, most of em got a explorer an no mud on there boots neither. pess ants i think

Jim (Mi)    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:44:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
1. Gun control: Having both hands on your gun.

2. My kid beat up your honor student.

Bentcrank    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:08:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Howdy Jim- that gun control one is a gooder- seen one like it that said 'gun control means hittin what you aim at'

them honor student ones don't go far with me. i saw one recently that said 'i got a great kid who goes to such an such school' that'll do...
thanks for postin them.

Jim (Mi)    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:56:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
One warning I would give to all is watch the spelling on your stickers though. I used to have one on my old truck that said, "I,d Rather be Duck Hunting." My "friends" (I use this word loosely) put a piece of masking tape over the "U" in duck hunting, and proceeded to substitute the letter with a black magic marker new letter. I drove around with this for about a week or so. I never could figure out why people were driving by honking their horns and laughing at me. Then they finally showed me. Talk about a cruel joke. NOT FUNNY. :>) Now my new truck has a "Who's Your Daddy" sticker that my wife bought me.

Whoo Yee Ha! that nearly takes the cake    Posted 11-06-2002 at 08:15:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
i swear i'd nearly fall off this stool readin yer post. i'm still lauffin at the thought of you a drivin about mindin yer own business. you are a good sport to share it with the rest of us. laughter is soppussed to be good medicine an i'm feelin better already thank you again. Bent

EIEIO    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:23:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
Frnkly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Procrastinate Now
My Dog Can Lick Anyone!
I'm Out Of Estrogen and I've Got A Gun
Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hang up and drive.
HONK If You Want To See My Finger
keep honking while I reload.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop

Bentcrank shucks I woulda thought yer eyes was    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:36:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
a lookin fer strays an the such. Never figured you fer a bumper looker. You done good, an I thank you for it. Oh Lord, that one about them sisters is a hoot!

EIEIO    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:54:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
I just wanted to make sure you did get a laugh and I thought at least one of them should bring a smile to your face. I love bumper stickers but I was good because I didn't post any sexist or nasty ones. My real real favorite is the motorcycle one!

you done good    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:18:59       [Reply]  [No Email]
an i'm proud of you cause it jest gos to show thet you got some class bout this foolishness bout men & wemon stuff. we wus jest made differant an that aint bad... fact it is the way them kind of things is. Lions got it figured way I look at it. well i will stop now, no use stirrin at the pot none. i'm havin a better day now than yesterday an i hope it is the same with the rest of ya'll. funny bumper stickers..-

Farmer Gene (WI)    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:18:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
If you ain't a farmer you don't know s**t!!

ah yup    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:38:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
bout right to there Gene, on severil levels i'm thinkin. Bent

Promise Land Ranch    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:05:06       [Reply]  [Send Email]
My English teacher made the whole class find ten school-appropriate bumper stickers so here they are:
1. Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

2. Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers.

3.My kid's an honor student...yes your contest your honor..nice tie your honor.

4.Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?

5.I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

6.We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

7.Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.

8.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

9. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

10. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

and one more for good measure

11.We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.


Bentcrank thanks Shelby!    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:32:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now thas what I'm talkin about. hehehe gooduns'

Salmoneye    Posted 11-06-2002 at 05:52:28       [Reply]  [Send Email]
My Sister proudly displayed one for years when her kids were young...


Took having a child to really appreciate this one...

EIEIO    Posted 11-06-2002 at 07:17:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
I love it!!

om my, pull over Maude!    Posted 11-06-2002 at 06:39:15       [Reply]  [No Email]
HA HA HA, ain't it the truth? Thank you for it.

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