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Pitch    Posted 11-06-2002 at 18:17:33       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sam was a Yuppie who was burnt out by his busy life so he bought himself thirty acres in the most rural area he could find and put up a cabin smack in the middle of it. He had been living there about 6 months when he hears someone knockin on his door, he looks out and there is this big bearded felleron his porch.
Sam goes out and the guy sticks out his paw and says, "Howdy, I'm Beauford your neighbor on th other ridge. I'm throwin a party Saturday and figured I'd invite you as a way of welcome." Well Sam figured he had been holed up long enough so he says"Well I appreciate that been a while since I've been to a good party"
Beau turns to go and then turns around and says "Gotta warn ya theres been known to be some drinkin at these parties" Sam says "Thats ok I kin drink with the best of them" Beau says "Might be some fightin too" "well I used to tangle some in my college days, guess I can handle that" Beau says "Gonna be some s*x goin on too" Sams ears perk right up at that "sounds real good to me. What should I wear?"
Beau says "HECK THAT DON'T MATTER NONE, TAIN'T GONNA BE BUT YOU AND ME"


LOL / Patria    Posted 11-07-2002 at 01:57:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
You really made my morning..now i'm awake!!
Thanks Pitch



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