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Hunting story
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bill b va    Posted 11-12-2002 at 07:05:43       [Reply]  [No Email]


A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said,
"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to
his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my
breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I
didn't cuss or scratch
when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up
my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well,
I guess I just panicked."



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