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This wouldn't have happened If She Had Lived In Columbia, MO
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This could never happen    Posted 11-12-2002 at 21:11:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by doing that with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared
in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again."


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