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bill b va    Posted 11-13-2002 at 07:58:08       [Reply]  [No Email]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.  So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.  So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my friggin shoes."


Grove r    Posted 11-13-2002 at 08:31:37       [Reply]  [No Email]
Do they wear socks, too??? might be along time dry......have a gooder, R.E.L.


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