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I had to do this today!!!
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cowgirlj    Posted 11-14-2002 at 18:52:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
When you have an "I hate my job"-day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section.
You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson."
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing,
such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it
will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company.

Remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours!

I hope you all had a nice day today!!


ger    Posted 11-14-2002 at 22:30:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
gotta remember not to buy a thermometer from them for personal use either since i would know that it had already been used before lol


CJ in SD    Posted 11-14-2002 at 22:16:21       [Reply]  [No Email]
You don't know how much I needed that.


cowgirlj    Posted 11-15-2002 at 08:09:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Glad to send a smile!


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