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Red Neck Birthday!
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Ron/PA    Posted 11-20-2002 at 10:05:23       [Reply]  [No Email]
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the
call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

LOL***Patria***    Posted 11-20-2002 at 10:26:47       [Reply]  [Send Email]
hm...thinking that maybe that could work for me also, with this big cattering we have comming, we'll have to slice up 3 big barbequed

Ron/PA    Posted 11-20-2002 at 10:33:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Now wait just a minute, Patria, all that warm sunshine, beautiful beaches, AND a pig roast??
You just hold on, I'm gonna throw my canoe in the river and head on downstream,, Hang a lantern on shore near the pigroast, so I know where to dock the yacht!

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