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Tickle Me Elmo
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donna-wisc    Posted 11-20-2002 at 12:44:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory, to report to work promptly at 8AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there is a knock at the personnel manager's door.

The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about his new employee. He says the new employee is incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee

The new employee has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watched as the new employee cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts to laugh frantically

After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the new employee and says
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo TWO TEST TICKLES."

LH    Posted 11-20-2002 at 18:15:24       [Reply]  [No Email]

Exactly!    Posted 11-20-2002 at 15:18:13       [Reply]  [No Email]

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