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Reminded me of a joke....
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cowgirlj    Posted 11-22-2002 at 09:08:35       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Momma mole, Pappa mole and Baby mole got up early one fine morning. Pappa mole stretched up big and tall and poked his nose out the hole and sniffed...."smells like a fine day out there". Momma mole, she stretched up and poked her nose out the hole too and sniffed, " ahhhh, sure smells fresh". Baby mole, he stretched up as far as he could, and took a big sniff..."that's funny, he said, all I smell is molases".


Eric    Posted 11-22-2002 at 18:32:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
How much time do your kids spend reading this site mr/mrs anonomus ? Really !


bob ny    Posted 11-22-2002 at 11:24:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
did you here the one about the woman who didn't
know the differance between vasoline and window putty


all her windows fell out


Greg, for the mature (spelling deliberate)    Posted 11-22-2002 at 10:33:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car" the man replies.
The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thiss key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's p is hanging out of his f for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that your p is hanging out?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out- "(expleteed)----- THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO


Greg-Retraction is in order.    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:29:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Actually, it's kinda funny, if you visualize
the guy standing there, you might think it's from TV's "Cops". The words I used would have been beeped out on the program to make it general audience. Anyway ......... I'll ....... just .......make .....my .......way .......back .....out ....... the ..... dooor ......here. (slam!!!!)

(Geeeesh tough crowd)


cowgirlj    Posted 11-22-2002 at 20:34:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
lol!
and then there was the guy who.....oh, just kiddin'. Geez.
Maybe some preperation H would help around here.


ger    Posted 11-22-2002 at 20:41:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
it might it helps around here


Wasn't this supposed to be a family oriented site?    Posted 11-22-2002 at 11:31:39       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I don't think I would let my kids see garbage like this. Jokes like this are best left to bars and back alleys.


putyernameinthereorbuzzoff    Posted 11-22-2002 at 18:28:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
NUFF SAID!!!!!!


putyernameinthereorbuzzoff    Posted 11-22-2002 at 18:27:49       [Reply]  [Send Email]
NUFF SAID!!!!!!


Wake up Gary,,, Ron/PA    Posted 11-22-2002 at 12:08:06       [Reply]  [Send Email]
One of the worst doses of xxx porn spam I ever got came from the live chat side of the Tractor boards!!!!
I think you need to use a little common sense when you make your expectations of an adult site.
Do your realize that you cannot type the word s@x here? When you determine the gender of a day old peep, you s@x them, You can't say that here!
There are people who make a VERY nice living s@xing chicks in a hatchery!!!! but you can't say the word here!
Perhaps it's time you police your childrens activities as much as you do other adults, and while you are at it, maybe you can explain to them and us, where daddy learned so much about back alleys and bars!
Just the thoughts of an old coot, that's sick of the thought police.
Ron
If you


What?    Posted 11-22-2002 at 15:05:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
He's not entitled to his opinion?

That kinda makes you a hypocrite.

Talking about the thought police and all.


OHBOY....HERE WE GO????    Posted 11-25-2002 at 06:54:04       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Intitled to his/her opinion........Shure is, wasnt nocking that.........Its just that an opinion without a face is like an egg without a frying pan.........You can still eat it .....It just doesnt go down as well.....Thats all. Gday


How about it Kim, are R rated jokes now allowable?    Posted 11-22-2002 at 12:34:04       [Reply]  [Send Email]
That joke had nothing to do with chickens and I fail to see the analogy between discussing chicken breeding and a tastless joke on a FAMILY site. I thought that a "Kountry Life" site was one that any age could use, not an "adult" site (your word). I guess my kids are held to higher standard than yours? Or maybe my view of country life overall is one that includes a high expectation of decency from others who "claim" to be country.


tisk tisk tisk , hey there dude    Posted 11-22-2002 at 13:32:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
touchy aren,t we better have another coffee there , i think KIM has enough to do , instead of baby sitting people who are supposed to be adults


tisk tisk tisk , hey there dude    Posted 11-22-2002 at 13:32:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
touchy aren,t we better have another coffee there , i think KIM has enough to do , instead of baby sitting people who are supposed to be adults


No GARY, Ron/PA    Posted 11-22-2002 at 12:51:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
I was trying to show you how easily a joke or comment, can slip in anywhere on the internet!
Now if you are going to go into "your kids are better raised than my kids" I will drop this right here.
The world is full of adults,and from time to time the talk like adults, this is one place YOU can controll the content your kids hear, not like local K mart where you can hear kids cursing out their parents.
So Gary, I appologize if I offended you, and I suppose I have no right to offer an opinion, after 28 years of marriage we were unable to have children, but I do spend a great deal of time with my godson "THE CODY MONSTER" and I must say that I would not allow him to read that stuff, soooooo go figure????????
Out of here
Ron


Gary    Posted 11-22-2002 at 09:57:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
now That's Funny


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