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While we're on the subject of 'puters.......
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Grove r    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:22:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the army and sent to boot camp.

At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, several rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.

The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target.

The tech looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then once more at the target. He placed his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and sqeezed the trilgger with his other hand.

the end of his finger was blown off----whereupon he yelled toward the target area...."It's leaving here just fine; the trouble must be at your end!"

Hope this does not displease the "thought cops"
have a gooder, R.E.L.

Sid    Posted 11-22-2002 at 22:16:31       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good story , But I swear I know some people who actually think that way.

Bentcrank    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:59:00       [Reply]  [No Email]
welp, i swear i dont git this joke, but i'll laugh neverthelesst cause it came off with a grin... thank ye

Grove r    Posted 11-22-2002 at 21:23:19       [Reply]  [No Email]
Sorry, Bentcrank.....guess ya had ta be there.... oh well, told the wife it were'nt that funny..... shoulda went with the "other" one.....would have posted it, but the "thought cops" are out and about......have a gooder, R.E.L.

ger / hey grove r suppose bobn judy    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:34:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
are hichhiking home today, they should be at the alta. sask. border at least by now don,t ya think

Grove r    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:38:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
Yeah, guess he spanked a deer in Calgary....he said right in the city....have a gooder, Ger, R.E.L.

ger    Posted 11-22-2002 at 19:45:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
those guys from the center of the universe think they can hunt anywhere , glad they wern,t hurt

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