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Hunting Flies
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Ron/PA    Posted 11-24-2002 at 03:16:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."




Patria / PR    Posted 11-24-2002 at 08:17:10       [Reply]  [Send Email]
LOL
my kind of joke alright...[grin]

A good one though:-)

Thanks Ron


DeadCarp - good one!    Posted 11-24-2002 at 07:47:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mom used to tell us "Time flies when you're having fun" - so i got drunk, purchased a stopwatch and sat on the manure pile! How long should it take for one to make a lap around my head anyway? :)


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