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Words women use
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Lazy Al    Posted 11-26-2002 at 11:13:02       [Reply]  [No Email]

Fine:
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five minutes:
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

Nothing:
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead (normal eyebrows):
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

Soft Sigh:
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

Oh:
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
"Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do:
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

Thanks A Lot:
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".


PT ST -- OK, Words men use    Posted 11-26-2002 at 14:51:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
1) Just a minute -- TRANSLATION: do it yourself, woman, cause I'm not going to.

2) My don't you look nice --Translation: How about some s--.

3) What would you like to do tonight---translation: See if you can figure out what I want to do.

4) What's for dinner, dear? --translation--Feed me and feed me NOW.

5) Oh, there's nothing wrong with the car just because it makes a little noise. --translation---drive it till it won't go anymore, then I'll look at it.

6) So how was your day, dear? --translation--just tell me it was okay cause I'm tired.

7) So what would you like for your birthday (Christmas), etc? Translation -- you'd better tell me or you'll get whatever I see at the convenience store (hardware store), etc.

8) Oh, it's nothing, I feel okay. translation---I'm sick and I want to be taken care of.

9) How much did THAT cost? --translation---It cost too much!

10) I'm going to take a shower now and go to bed. Translation---I sure hope I get some s--.


WallSal55 - Thanks PT ST    Posted 11-26-2002 at 15:11:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
This describes my husband to a tee.


Sue    Posted 11-26-2002 at 16:24:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
Mine too, thanks.


Patria / PR**ROTFL**    Posted 11-26-2002 at 11:57:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
Thanks Lazy, I'll watch out for my reactions even closer now...:-)

Have a good day!


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 11:39:42       [Reply]  [Send Email]
You forgot......"uh huh", delivered with a smirk.
This is usually followed with a flying object. Your best bet is to duck while your feet are running toward an exit. And do not look back, the first object thrown is a practise shot, the next one will be well aimed!
J


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