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These are our rules!
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M.R.    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:11:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
e always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules!


Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married
women always cut their hair.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar.
Remind us frequently beforehand.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What make you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we
do. Sympathy is what your mother is for.
Check your oil! Please.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not
both If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't
want to hear.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!
You have enough cloths.
You have too many shoes.
No, NO, you really DO have too many shoes.
It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No,
it doesn't matter which quiz.
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. 30. I'm in shape. ROUND
is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping.
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Gimpleg Fagon    Posted 11-26-2002 at 21:29:26       [Reply]  [No Email]
Excellent!! Truer words have never been spoken!!! Every Male should read them daily and require wife, girl friend, concubine or that one they send over from the massage parlor to read 'rm, too.


Patria / PR    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:52:27       [Reply]  [Send Email]
And mine also. And everybody happy.


Sid    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:22:08       [Reply]  [No Email]
Rally round the flag boys he just might need our support. Get that contraption warmed up Otterpilot we may need it.


cowgirlj / I feel a major bout of group PMS comin' on......    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:32:25       [Reply]  [Send Email]
You boys just don't know when to quit do ya's. The wimmen are all in the kitchen doin' all the fixin's for your family's big dinners and yur all out here a playing games. Guess who's doin' the dishes Thursday? ......Won't be the gals.


Gary, Mt. Hermon, La.    Posted 11-27-2002 at 07:13:06       [Reply]  [No Email]
uh... that's why God gave us daughters..........


LH    Posted 11-26-2002 at 22:43:22       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good that why theymake paper plates LOL


Sid    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:57:28       [Reply]  [No Email]
Do You suppose that Otterpilot cold airlift an emergency Midol run? I think the guy is just trying to reach a peacful understanding by trying to get you gals to look at our side of the equation and perhaps find a common ground.


Nathan(GA)    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:36:10       [Reply]  [No Email]
Same one that does 'em most of the time, ME!


ger    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:44:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
my hands are to delicate for that dishwashin , can,t get my regular work done with dishpan hands , thats my story and im sticking to it


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:42:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Modern man huh! Good for you!


NOPE !!!!    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:48:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Modern woman! LOL She thinks a man can share in the kitchen duties, but a woman can't share in the yard chores. :^)


Gary, Mt; Hermon, La.    Posted 11-27-2002 at 07:20:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
I gotta disagree with that one, my wife, bless her heart really does an excellent job of keeping up the yard. She even does a pretty good job bushhogging the pasture in early spring.


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:56:29       [Reply]  [Send Email]
who, what?
I'll have you know, that not only do I do the house chores, cookin', cleanin' and yard work, but I also train the animals (all the animals), and I have a full time job in town too. Single Moms can do that!


Nathan(GA)    Posted 11-26-2002 at 20:09:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
UT OH, miscommunication again!! I was talking about my wife thinking that. You reckon you can train her????? Sounds like you got it going on.

I don't think you'll be single for long, unless you want it that way.

Cute puppy BTW. And the other pictures are nice too. Yall got some pretty country up there.


cowgirlj / Thanks    Posted 11-26-2002 at 21:17:58       [Reply]  [Send Email]
for the compliments.


ger/ even    Posted 11-26-2002 at 20:02:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
LORETTA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


ger    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:33:57       [Reply]  [No Email]
throw them all out the dishes i mean an get new clean ones, didn,t we already have thanksgiving?


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:41:00       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Yup, sure did. Somehow Loretta got a reprieve from that, so I'm looking forward to Christmas. Hey wait a minute, I won't be here....Oh well, the axe will be all ready anyways.


ger / i knew it    Posted 11-26-2002 at 19:42:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
not always in the twilight zone lol, when was it?


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 20:01:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
October 14th


TB    Posted 11-26-2002 at 20:26:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
???? Oh thatís right Canadian calendar. Always gets me messed up. All well, you may have to have Loretta for dinner another day.


ger / this    Posted 11-26-2002 at 20:03:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
year WOW , really where was i ?


cowgirlj    Posted 11-26-2002 at 21:16:00       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Hidin' in the wood pile again?


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