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THINGS YOU CAN SAY ONLY AT THANKSGIVING AND GET AWAY WITH........
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M.R.    Posted 11-26-2002 at 21:04:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
THINGS YOU CAN SAY ONLY AT THANKSGIVING AND GET AWAY WITH........

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin..
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready.
20. I licked it clean.



ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING!!!


Okie-Dokie    Posted 11-27-2002 at 06:26:04       [Reply]  [Send Email]
You know, I think there are places on the internet for this kind of thing, but this isn't one of them.


Alberta Mike    Posted 11-27-2002 at 05:38:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Well, you might be able to say them at Thanksgiving but your silly humor certainly doesn't belong on this forum in my opinion.


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