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Southfork Ranch info needed
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Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 17:51:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
I noticed some of the wimmin and all the yuppies has been gittin away from the forum's intended use, so I need some farm and ranch info.

My tv went on the fritz a while back. I meant to get it fixed fore now but I need to know something that none of the yuppies at the new Feed & Tack Boutique in the mall could tell me.

Does anybody know who shot J.R. Ewing?? And how's Bobby and Pamela gittin along.

I even worry about Jock and Miss Elly. They orta give up cattle ranching at their age but them kids of theirs jest aint ready to step up to the plate to start running a farm.

Does anybody know what kinda FSA program I need to sign up my 3/4 acre plot to be able to have a house like Southfork?

Cowboy Joe    Posted 11-28-2002 at 08:18:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
That Dallas TV show was too "high class" for my taste. I prefer watching low class shows like TV news.

Patria / PR    Posted 11-28-2002 at 08:46:35       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Oh?, Excusez Moi....:-)

Le Patrie

Mudcat49    Posted 11-28-2002 at 06:56:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
Kistrin shot JR but he recovered, Jock, Miss Ellie, and Clayton all died. Pam got nekkid in playboy, Sue Ellen and Lucy went off to a fat farm, Ray married a real good looking woman and they lived happy ever after, Bobby and JR found out that blood was thicker than water and now are running the oil company together. Cliff Barnes (Pam's brother) went into the popcorn business near Clinton Indiana (for real). The "other brother" Gary (Lucy's dad) was a drunk but went off to California and got his own TV series. The two boys JR's and Sue Ellen's son John Ross, and Bobby's and Pam's son (I can't remember his name but JR was his natural daddy) are running the ranch.

Patria / PR    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:16:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I believe it was Walker who killed J.R.
Now for Bobby and Pamela, the marriage couselor adviced for them to get away from everything so they ended up in South Africa and are doing some missionary work.
I understand your worry about Jock and Miss Elly and it wont be me the one to be responsible to add a sleepless night to your already full of....worrie's day in the board.

For the rest of your questions I will step aside and will let somebody else answer. Don't wana get all the credit.

Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:21:48       [Reply]  [No Email]
Gracias Patria. Espero todo para todav a voy bueno el bobby del hermano y Pamela. Que el doggone Dennis la dijo funcion lejos con Bill Clinton.

Patria / PR    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:32:19       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Nos van a botar con una patada en el trasero.
Y ger se cree que su computadora se volvio loca.

We're gonna be kick out of here .
And ger will go believing that his puter went mad.

ger /thats ok    Posted 11-27-2002 at 19:16:18       [Reply]  [No Email]
bur an patria im learning spanish , been watching the spanish on my dish, should have it all figured out in 10 or 20 yrs

Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 19:31:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
My baby son that was'nt around the migrants and did'nt take Spanish in school can ramble off like a shake rattler

Me an my other 2 sons know just enuff to get punched in the nose for trying to speak.

ger    Posted 11-27-2002 at 19:34:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
don,t think at my age i will ever master another language , still have enough trouble with english an i was born to it lol ,

Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:38:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
I guess yer right, but it shoiz fun.

Dennis    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:08:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
I'm not sure who shot JR but I think it was some poor unfortunate soul who was yelled at when she was young by a mean ole aunt so they are going to let it slide, cause she was yelled at in her youth.

William jefferson Clinton ran off with Pam and Bobby said thank God and Greyhound their gone.

Jock died/in real life too, and ms Ellie is taken up with thw likes of a man I ain't never understood but he was kind.

Check with the ex administration crew in Harlem, NY for all that free stuff cause this administration believes in working for what you get and taking responsibility for what a person does or doesn't do.

Have a nice day.

Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:17:34       [Reply]  [No Email]
Dennis.......Ye got any of them happy pills left ye could spare???

Cowboy Joe    Posted 11-28-2002 at 08:19:29       [Reply]  [No Email] mean Viagra?

LH    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:02:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
I doesnt know about the first several answers since we aint got modern things like tellebision roundcheer yet. But for the last I thinks ya gotta belong to the young republicans to qualify LOL

Burrhead    Posted 11-27-2002 at 18:30:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
yeah somebody posted a link to them young republicans the other day.

I'm too old and I'm straight.

Is there any other FSA program to get the house????

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