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Nahhh this ain't kountry related,,,,,
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Ron/PA    Posted 12-01-2002 at 20:54:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
> Do you realize that the only time in
> our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less
> than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in
> fractions." How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never
> thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!
> That's the key.
> You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to
> the next number, or even a few ahead.
> "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,
> you're gonna be 16!
> And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21.
> Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21| YESSSS!!!
> But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound
> like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun
> now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
> You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
> Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it,
> you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.
> But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
> So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
> You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a
> day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
> You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT
> lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
> And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I
> was JUST 92."
> Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a
> little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

ger    Posted 12-01-2002 at 21:01:53       [Reply]  [No Email]
well i been 29 an a half fer a bit now , all i seem to be doin is losin out on presents an cake

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