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Hunting Joke
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Lynch in E.TX    Posted 12-06-2002 at 06:30:40       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Two hunters are out in the woods and one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over.
The other hunter pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead, what should I do?"
In a calm voice the oper. says "Take it easy, I can help. First we have to make sure he's dead."
There is a long silence on the phone, then a shot rings out.
Back on the phone the hunter says, "Okay, now what?"


Jim (Mi)    Posted 12-06-2002 at 06:37:29       [Reply]  [No Email]
Another one. Two hunting buddies are out hunting and one gets bit by a snake on the fanny. The other buddy says, "What should I do." The guy that was bite says we passed a farm house a little bit back, go there and ask to borrow the phone to call a doctor. The guy goes to the old farmhouse and calls the doctor. Doc says, "Make a small incision by the bite and suck out the vemon." Guy goes back to his buddy. Buddy asked, "What did the doc say?" Other buddy says, "Doc say you gonna die!"


JoeK...and punother one    Posted 12-06-2002 at 07:17:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman: he went hunting as often as he could. The other was his friend: a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything.
They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to: it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of.
The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop.
He said, "Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"


DeadCarp -question    Posted 12-06-2002 at 07:22:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Before i read any further, do they get worse or is that about as bad as i should get ready for? ha ha


JoeK    Posted 12-06-2002 at 07:52:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
Actually,I have No eye deer!..........gotcha!


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