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TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH
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Larry    Posted 12-06-2002 at 15:43:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need up, you need it down. You don't hear us b!tching about you leaving it down.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
P'ing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
What the he!! is a doily


Not Again Larry...    Posted 12-06-2002 at 16:09:25       [Reply]  [No Email]
..guess you've REALLY had enough eh?
You should post this one on your bathroom mirror, not here....hehe

Patria



Larry    Posted 12-06-2002 at 16:20:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]

I was gettng a little bored and thought I would smoke out a few of the ladies. Looks like I got one going.:-)


Got me!!!    Posted 12-06-2002 at 16:52:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
But still...
Any way, this is as good a place as any other to vent your sorrows...

I love this Shaniah Twain song...but I don't remember the tittle, and I can't sing so I won't sing it to you...

Hey Larry, aren't we getting out of...oh, never mind, hehe, we can still have some fun here.



LH    Posted 12-06-2002 at 16:46:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
That was no lady, it was Patria lol


Good that you keep that in mind**LOL**    Posted 12-06-2002 at 17:02:36       [Reply]  [No Email]
You may want to check your mail for the rest of this post...LOL


LH Got it Patria    Posted 12-06-2002 at 17:19:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
and replied accordingly lol


THIS AINT A FORUM TOPIK    Posted 12-06-2002 at 21:09:11       [Reply]  [Send Email]
your gonna get told !


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