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One for the gals!!!
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ShepFL    Posted 06-11-2001 at 08:10:56       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Got this joke this a.m. from my Dad & just couldn't resist.

Build me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have always TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you  one wish"

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard  for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little  more time and  think of another wish, a wish you think would honor & glorify me.

The man thought about it for a long time.  Finally he said "Lord, I  wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Clover Honey    Posted 06-11-2001 at 14:49:39       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ain't that the truth!

Dreamweaver    Posted 06-11-2001 at 14:26:20       [Reply]  [No Email]
Good one Shep! heehee....thanks for the giggles.

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