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M.R.    Posted 12-23-2002 at 12:21:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
Subject: Signs, signs, everwhere is signs...


On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Pizza Shop: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and
get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."

At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."



Lynch    Posted 12-24-2002 at 12:42:45       [Reply]  [Send Email]
In Kirbyville, TX there is a restaurant called "The Cow Pie", and the picture on the sign is a cow backed up to an iron skillet.


the pink panther    Posted 12-23-2002 at 15:24:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]
a sign on a gate to a cow pasture" you must be able to cross this pasture in 9.5 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10!"


Cur Mudgeon    Posted 12-23-2002 at 19:22:11       [Reply]  [No Email]
Signs, Signs
everywhere signs
saying don't do this
don't do that
Blowihg my mind

or something like that, been a long time



Dan    Posted 12-23-2002 at 12:42:38       [Reply]  [No Email]
Where are the "Memphis Belle" and the "Enola Gay"? Are both these birds still around in one form or another?Curious. Thanks


Sorry,wrong post.    Posted 12-23-2002 at 12:45:17       [Reply]  [No Email]
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