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sHan    Posted 01-09-2003 at 09:17:02       [Reply]  [No Email]
been postin this all over nuttn to do....


Arkansas Tourism Bulletin

Attention Visitors:

This list of rules will be handed out to each person as they enter the state

1. That slope-shouldered farm boy did more work before breakfast than
You’ll do all week at the gym. He doesn’t need your respect, but he sure the heck deserves it

2. its called a gravel road no matter how slow you drive you’re going to get dust on your BMW
I have a four-wheel drive because I need it. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were 9 years old. Yea we saw Bambi. We got over it.

4. Any references to “corn fed” when talking about our women will get your butt kicked….by our women

5. Go ahead and bring your $600.00 Orvis Fly Rod. Don’t cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for that 13” trout you fish for…Bait

6. Pull up your pants. You look like an idiot.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shot it. You might hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.

8. High school football is as important here as the Lakers and Knicks….and a dang sight more fun to watch.

9. No there’s no “Vegetarian Special” on the menu. Order steak.Order it rare.Or order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. Yea, we have sweet tea comes in a glass with two packets of sugar and a long spoon.

10. You bring coke into my house, it better be brown,wet,and served over ice.

11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car. We’re real impressed. We have quarter of a million-dollar combine’s that we drive two weeks a year.

12. Let’s get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it’s red. Heck, We may even stop when it’s yellow.

13. Our women hunt,fish,and drive trucks—because they want to. So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute?

14. Yeah, we eat catfish,carp too,---and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the bait shop.

15. They are pigs. That’s what they smell like. Get over it. Don’t like it? Interstate 40 goes two ways, Hwy 65 goes the other two. Pick one.

16. The “Opener” refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a holiday held close to the first of November. You can get breakfast at the church.

17. So every person in every pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

18. Yea we have golf courses. Don’t hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish.

Now, enjoy your visit and then go home……..



RayP(MI)    Posted 01-11-2003 at 05:51:32       [Reply]  [No Email]
First time I saw this, it was labeled as from South Dakota! Still funny. Still a lotta truth, and fits a lot of us midwesterners!


Okie-Dokie    Posted 01-09-2003 at 17:48:04       [Reply]  [No Email]
First time I saw this it was about Okla. Still, the theme works for Ark. too.


DeadCarp    Posted 01-09-2003 at 17:22:24       [Reply]  [No Email]
I like the one about the fancy city car :) I was watching the monster trucks at Fargo one nite,
and one young lad saw the first one and said "Woooah! That thing's almost as big as your tractor dad!"
Well, yahhhhh :)


gregPA    Posted 01-09-2003 at 11:33:01       [Reply]  [Send Email]
no offense taken. just rattlin the chain a little
got some friends in indiana that want to take me for flatheads in kentucky. all i gotta do is figure out how not to work so many hours so i can get over there to try and catch some. greg


gregPA    Posted 01-09-2003 at 10:08:12       [Reply]  [Send Email]
i wouldn't be too hard on orvis. their rods are still hand made in vermont USA!! i catch 40 pound chinooks on mine that will eat a lot of flatheads.
i work 14 hours a day, shoot deer with my model 88 winchester, shoot target with my 629 smith and bird hunt with my 16 ga. fox all made in the USA i drive my suburban and plow with my farmall. nuff said. greg


sHan    Posted 01-09-2003 at 10:27:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
It wasent a put down it was a joke i saw it and thought it was funny, we travel all over and i LIKE all the southern and back road states i lived by manchester tn for a while why i came back up here i dont know....i have 2 fords a blazer a farmall H a allis WD a john deer G and manny old hunting guns including a black powder rifle all made in the USA.sorry if i offended ya........sHan


Dave    Posted 01-09-2003 at 10:47:47       [Reply]  [No Email]
sHan..."i lived by manchester tn for a while"

I lived in Woodbury a couple of different times, small world, huh?
DR


sHan    Posted 01-09-2003 at 12:15:44       [Reply]  [No Email]
I stayed on Model dr rd for a while wouldent mind going back!!!!!!!!!


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