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Oh, Mr. Clay, about tonight....
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Gran'daddy Coon    Posted 02-15-2003 at 13:49:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
My very dear Mr. Clay...

Having taking the liberty to invite a few friends to your very generous late-night buffet, I thought I should submit a guest list so that you might act accordingly. By last count, the missus and I expect:

10 coons
6 more possums
2 skunks
57 field mice
3 woodchucks
14 squirrels

The deer said they would come if a salt lick were provided. Also, the 'chucks wanted to know what sort of imported beer you had on tap. You might want to leave out a few chaws, too.

Yrs., respectfully,

Gran'daddy

PS: As noted previously, our IP address is the same. The damage caused under your house was when my family cut through the wall to cable our laptop into your AOL account. We will "instant message" you sometime!


pssssssst clay    Posted 02-15-2003 at 16:47:55       [Reply]  [No Email]
gran daddy coon ,s over at cindi,s site, go over theres a good bunch there, JR


Clay    Posted 02-15-2003 at 17:15:05       [Reply]  [Send Email]
Dear JR,
Would you please explain how I can get there from here


JR coon    Posted 02-15-2003 at 17:49:16       [Reply]  [No Email]
www.farmtales.com


Gran'daddy Coon    Posted 02-15-2003 at 19:04:01       [Reply]  [No Email]
I must say, whoever is using my name over on this tuther site: we all aint got the pop-ups like you-uns and the only cookies at Clay's are the ones to eat! If Clay checks his bookmarks, he'll probably find mine for this 'here site!

The one, only, and original, Gran'daddy


jr coon    Posted 02-15-2003 at 16:26:13       [Reply]  [No Email]
grandaddy ole clay is out tryin somethin else , he,s such a nice guy to put out all that food for us , but i always thought humans were smarter, course he,s not gettin much help for the bunch on this board they,s dummer than a opps not allowed to say that


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