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Mike D.    Posted 02-18-2003 at 06:14:07       [Reply]  [No Email]
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had
saved all of his money and was really tight when it came
to his money. He loved money more than just about
anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now
listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and
put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the after life with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
casket with him.

Well, he died He was stretched out in the casket, his wife
was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next
to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
"Wait a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and
put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the
casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to
put all that money in there with your husband."

"I am a GOOD WOMAN, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was going put that money in that
casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put all that money in the casket
with him?

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."

Cindi    Posted 02-18-2003 at 07:25:50       [Reply]  [No Email]
HAH! Good girl!

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