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Mandy A    Posted 02-19-2003 at 05:50:35       [Reply]  [No Email]
Two Bored Casino Dealers were waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down,
rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of
the dealers. She then picked up all the money
and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men


Berry    Posted 02-19-2003 at 11:01:12       [Reply]  [No Email]
Ha. Ha. Very good.


Cindi    Posted 02-19-2003 at 06:05:51       [Reply]  [No Email]
I guess it didn't matter what she rolled as she definatley had their number!


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