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I dind't do it.
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Cindi    Posted 02-25-2003 at 10:57:09       [Reply]  [Send Email]
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked,"What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home

from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Mac/MS    Posted 02-25-2003 at 12:05:39       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I praise all you women for all you do for us men, especially my wife who cleans house whether it needs it or not (only us two at home now). I was so thankful when she said I do the laundry around here. I was a single father with 2 kids for 9 years and if I didn't do it it didn't get done unless I stood over them like a warden. I'd just as soon do it myself. So kudo's to all you ladies.

donna in w.v.    Posted 02-25-2003 at 11:44:13       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I LOVE IT!!hubby thinks becauce he's out in the field or barn most of the day i'm taking a nap and watchins talk shows so after a few "disagreements"i decided to go see my mom in cape cod for 1 week but i made sureeit was the week his mom and sister went to florida. i'm not saying i work any harder than him but he figured i just wiggled my nose and the laundry jumped in the machine ,the dos&chickens fed them selves and the hens bought the eggs to the door.i think he thought all the deer he brought home magicly cut itself up wrapped itself in freezer wrap and hurled inself in the freezer.when i came home a week ago he actually said .I NEVER REALIZED ALL THE CRAP THAT DON'T GET DONE WHEN YOU AIN'T HERE. i told him we're in this together and i wanted you to realize i do my share. all i can say is i've been said thank you to more times this weeek than in the last year

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