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A Sunday morning joke
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Dave Smith    Posted 03-02-2003 at 04:56:43       [Reply]  [Send Email]
A small town Preacher was a avid fisherman and hunter.
One day while in the woods hunting, he was accosted by a bear.
He turned and ran, dropping his gun.
After a short chase he tripped and fell.
He looked to the heavens and prayed.
Please Father make this a christian bear.
The bear approched and stopped, Looking up to the heavans the bear said.
Thank thee Father for this food I am about to receive.

Ana - another joke for you    Posted 03-02-2003 at 06:50:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
There were these three women that died and went to heaven. When they got there they were met at the gate and told that the only rule they had to worry about was to "not step on the ducks". They wondered about that until they looked in and saw the place was covered with small yellow ducks wandering around all over the place. So they went in and within the first day the first lady accidently stepped on a duck. Immediately the caretaker took her aside and said "sorry, but you have to be punished." They brought in the ugliest, smelliest, fattest man you ever did see, and chained her to him. "You must spend eternity chained to this guy."
The other two ladies were very worried and tried very hard to not step on a duck, but within the next week, the second lady accidentally stepped on a duck. In again came the caretaker and chained her to an even uglier, smellier guy.
The last lady worked very hard and went many weeks, but eventually she stepped on a duck. In came the caretaker, but with him was this knockdown, goregous hunk of a guy, and they chained her to him. She was quite surprised and asked him how it could be that she got chained to him. He said, "well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."

Cindi    Posted 03-02-2003 at 07:07:52       [Reply]  [No Email]
How RUDE! Lol! Ah man, that was cold!

Salmoneye    Posted 03-02-2003 at 05:12:26       [Reply]  [Send Email]
An oldy, but a goody...

Cindi    Posted 03-02-2003 at 05:13:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
Too funny, I never heard that one before.

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