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How to make a not-so-funny topic funnier
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kathy in illinois    Posted 03-03-2003 at 08:42:41       [Reply]  [No Email]
Honey and I went and made some adjustments to our life insurance policies. I said don't worry about paying a lot for my funeral...just bury me out by the telephone pole (where all our pets are burried). Then it came to his policy, and he was saying X amount for this person and that person and for you, and the remaining $12,500 for his funeral. Then the insurance guy looked at me and said "keep the "twelve five" and bury HIM out by the pole". Well, on the way home, he was saying how good it feels to know that all that stuff is settled, and added that since he'll most likely get to heaven before me, he'll be up there looking for property...about 1 hour outside the New Jerusalem, and that he needs to find us a nice spot before it gets too know, after the rapture.

Reminds me of a joke....    Posted 03-03-2003 at 13:10:38       [Reply]  [Send Email]
I don't remember where I heard this, could have been here, for all I know.

A stingy man made his wife promise to bury him with their savings. She promised she would, when he died she tucked a little wooden box in his coffin with him. Her woman freind sitting with her at the service said
"You didn't really bury him with all that money did you?"
"I said I would." The good wife replied.
"You buried ALL THE SAVINGS??!"
"Yes I did. I wrote him a check."

kraig WY    Posted 03-03-2003 at 11:09:42       [Reply]  [Send Email]
When my wife was in processing after deployment we were going over such matters. When they asked where they wanted her remains sent in case something happened I gave them the name and address of the local taxidermist. Got to be cheeper to have her stuff them barried. I figured she could hang on the wall with my deer head. She nor the Army saw the humer it that.

Go figure

Ron/PA    Posted 03-03-2003 at 10:36:54       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've been told that you can't take it with you,, sooooo I'm sending it ahead in travelers checks.

hmm, i didnt see the funny part of that    Posted 03-03-2003 at 09:28:46       [Reply]  [No Email]
or the not so funny part either i guess

well, I thought it was funny-    Posted 03-03-2003 at 10:11:45       [Reply]  [No Email]
the part about planting her husband by the coop pole and keepin the $$$ HA! Mike D.

Cindi    Posted 03-03-2003 at 10:25:43       [Reply]  [No Email]
I've always said, don't waste a dime disposing of my carcass. Funerals are for the living I think. Toss me in the sea.

Fawteen - My wife has instructions    Posted 03-03-2003 at 10:58:14       [Reply]  [No Email]
to stick a hambone in the appropriate orfice and let the dogs drag me off...

yup-    Posted 03-03-2003 at 10:33:58       [Reply]  [No Email]
i think it helps us livin to say goodbye to them thats passed.

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